the-phyrexian-is-a-part-timer:
Officer it’s not grave-robbing, the dead have no concept of property. This is death communism
I like to think of it as…
Morbid recycling.
Graverobbing is a serious offense no matter how you try to phrase it.
What if I phrase it like this:
“Finder’s keepers,
Losers turn to the dust for worms?”
Perhaps I should work on making it rhyme…
Phrasing does not change the fact that it is a criminal act. If I learned anything or Tarkir, it’s that you let the dead have their rest.
Well, let us say where I come from, often taking from the grave can be considered an act of self defence.
It’s a dead eat dead world out there.
Well Ravnican laws are different. Abide by them or be punished. You’re a guest on this plane, you gotta respect the rules.
Oh, don’t worry catha- err… enforcer. I am an honest tradesman, and I do honest work.
Nothing beyond the usual bits and pieces…. heh…
Mortimer, I need you to stay away from this graveyard or I am placing you under observation indefinitely.
I will end the skaabern.
Oh, I do apologize if I did strike a nerve.
But my hands are clean today enforcer, and I’m sure you would never do any actions… unprovoked.
That would be most distasteful, wouldn’t it?
Besides, @gardianforce , it’s not illegal to enjoy the fine sights of the city, now is it?
It is if I dig up enough Azorius laws
Waste not 🙂
Want not.
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