probablybadrpgideas:

Your party finds a job posting from a local village requesting help stopping a “neckromancer.” Thinking this to be a typo, the party makes all preparations to fight a small army of undead; however, when you arrive, you discover your adversary is, in fact, a local hermit who has been incessantly shouting obscene, and disturbingly detailed, neck-fetishizing poetry from the top of a nearby mountain.