flavoracle:

yourplayersaidwhat:

I am a water genasi cleric, and my party was in a dungeon fighting a gelatinous monster.

Me: “Would you say the gelatin is at least partially made of water, and the monster counts as an enclosed receptacle?”

DM: “You know what, sure, all of the above.”

Me: “Great, I cast Destroy Water.”

DM: *sighs* “okay, it shrinks and loses over 75% of its mass. Congrats, it’s the size of a puppy now.”

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