magus-of-the-will:

bad-mtg-novels:

hazoret:

yeens-human:

kiddblack:

bace-jeleren:

hazoret:

odric-master-swagtician:

bace-jeleren:

bace-jeleren:

I’m so glad that there is a small portion of the MtG Tumblr fandom who will now die on the inside at the simple mention of

KOR TIDDY MILK CHEESE

All credit for unearthing this cursed text goes to @bad-mtg-novels and you should visit their blog if you feel like having a bad time but I feel compelled to spread this curse myself because not enough people have suffered:

This is why Nahiri was mad at Sorin

He kept her from making her special brand of cheese

Alternative theory: Nahiri had nothing else to do while trapped in the Helvault but make cheese so there was just… cheese… everywhere.

SOMEHOW WE OF THE MTG TUMBLR FANDOM HAVE MANAGED TO MAKE THIS CURSED TEXT WORSE SOMEHOW!!!

How does it fondue I wonder? There could be a veritable untapped market here

What Zendikar was really missing

@hazoret @bace-jeleren

When i die y’all can put: “Brought the knowledge of Kor Titty Milk Cheese to the MtG fandom” on my headstone because thats my only life achievement

Artists representation of Kor Tiddy Cheese