socialanxietyandotherthings:

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socialanxietyandotherthings:

mighty-mighty-man:

We should be reskinning Chuck Norris jokes to be All Might jokes and we should be doing it now. If you see this and you have some gold, add yours and reblog. I’ll start.

All Might has a grizzly bear rug in his office. The bear isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move.

All Might died six years ago, but Death hasn’t had the courage to tell him yet.

All Might counted to infinity – twice.

*cracks knuckles* oh man I loved these when I was younger

All Might jokes? False: All Might facts. 

All Might doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone. 

When All Might touches water, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets All Might.

All Might can divide by zero.

Hand sanitizers can kill 99.9% of germs, All Might can kill 100% of whatever he wants. 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for All Might. 

All Might can hear sign language. 

All Might beat the sun in a staring contest. 

Once a cobra bit All Might’s leg. After five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died. 

All Might has a diary. It’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.

YES THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF, THIS IS WHAT I’M ABOUT! ALL THE COOKIES FOR YOU, MY FRIEND!!

All Might has already been to Mars. That’s why there’s no sign of life there.

All Might is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in the game of tennis.

AHHHHH THANKS here I have too many XD

There used to be a street named after All Might, but it was changed because no one crosses All Might and lives. 

All Might built the hospital that he was born in. 

All Might has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare get cross with All Might. 

When All Might does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

All Might hit 11 out of 10 targets… with 9 punches. 

And finally: 

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