springyjay:

Hi haunted house worker here reminding you not to be a douche hat at haunted attractions globally this year.

You know what I mean. You’re not cute, you’re not funny. You look like a douche and some haunts have taken to marking you.

You will be removed from the maze/show/house/attraction.

Treat it like a museum, look but dont FUCKING TOUCH.

You learnt this in preschool. Dont touch, dont hit. And if you’re a grown ass adult, you need to really look at yourself and your choices. If you have a kid that does this, raise them better.

Tl;Dr: YOU PAID TO GET SCARED. WE WILL KICK YOU OUT IF YOU TOUCH US. YOU MAY GET BANNED AND GET NO REFUND. WE DONT CARE HOW MUCH YOU CRY OR BITCH. DONT BE A DOUCHE.