yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: Beginning of a new campaign with a relatively new friend of ours as DM. He’s been playing D&D with friends in his hometown before.

DM: *pulls out a remote*
DM: Okay, let me make this clear. I have rigged this entire house with half a ton of TNT and if anybody asks me to let them fuck something dead, then I’m blowing all of us up.