grampa-lion:

gigaguessmtg:

wolkemesser:

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odric-master-swagtician:

odric-master-swagtician:

Liliana’s gonna be so pissed when she finds out Squee is immortal and didn’t have to make a deal with a single demon to do it.

Jodah, who is 2,000 years old: Yeah I fell in this fountain once and I just haven’t aged since.

Liliana: Wh

L: Where’s the fucking fountain

This post needs a warning label from the Surgeon General, because I nearly died while reading it

Liliana: how long have you been the captain of this ship?

Jhoira: Oh, on and off for a Millennia or so.

Liliana:

Jhoira:

Liliana:

Jhoira:

Liliana: Motherf-

Teferi:  So yeah, one day I-

Liliana: I swear to god, if you say one more word, I’m gonna cut out your tongue and feed it to you.

Gideon: Liliana, are you… okay?

Liliana, sitting in a corner with the strongest booze she could find on short notice: Do I look okay?

Gideon: Er… I’m sorry.