one-time-i-dreamt:

Trump purposely fired a missile that would end the world. Everyone was partying because the world was about to explode when all of a sudden there was an alien invasion which gave everyone this disease except for 0.1% of the population. The 99.9% all died and the aliens’ space ship got hit with the missile as they were leaving, thus saving the world. I was alive and took over the world. We now pledge allegiance to the giant Toblerone in my office. Life is good.